Ocean Beach, CA – In a sizzling display of social activism, a group of local vegans has launched a campaign to rename Bacon Street, citing the current name as offensive to their lifestyle and to pigs everywhere. The protesters, who have dubbed themselves “Bacon Banished,” argue that the street name promotes animal cruelty and an unhealthy obsession with pork products.
The Vegans' Beef with Bacon Street
Gathering on the corner of Bacon Street and Niagara Avenue, the protesters held signs reading "Spare the Pigs!" and "Bacon is Murder!" as they chanted slogans and handed out flyers. “Every time I walk past that street sign, I feel like it’s mocking my choices,” said Polly Perkins, a long-time OB resident and self-proclaimed avocado enthusiast. “It’s 2024, and it’s high time we move past glorifying the consumption of animals.”
Suggested Alternatives: From Broccoli Blvd to Kale Court
The group has proposed several new names for the street, each more plant-friendly than the last. Suggestions include "Broccoli Blvd," "Tofu Terrace," and "Kale Court." The goal, they say, is to promote a healthier and more compassionate community. “We need street names that reflect our values and commitment to sustainability,” said Frank Fletcher, another member of Bacon Banished.
Community Reaction: Mixed Feelings
The reaction from the Ocean Beach community has been mixed. While some residents support the cause, others find the movement to be a bit overcooked. “I get where they’re coming from, but it’s just a street name,” said Ricardo Smitherson, who lives on nearby Niagara Avenue.
Stephanie Stafawolowitz however, is fully behind the initiative. “As someone who’s lactose intolerant, I think a name change would be a great way to promote inclusivity.
Local Government's Take
City officials have acknowledged the protest but remain skeptical about making any changes. “We appreciate the passion of our residents, but changing a street name is a lengthy and costly process,” said Brad Anderson. “That said, we’re always open to community feedback and discussions about how we can make OB a more welcoming place for everyone.”
The Bacon Banished March Continues
Undeterred by the challenges ahead, Bacon Banished plans to continue their campaign with a series of events, including a “Tofu Trot” 5K run and a “Plant-Powered Picnic” at the local park. They’re also organizing a petition to gather signatures in support of the name change, hoping to present their case at the next city council meeting.
The Future of Bacon Street
Whether or not Bacon Street will undergo a name change remains to be seen. However, one thing is clear: the debate has brought a sizzling hot topic to the forefront of community discussions. As Ocean Beach navigates the waters of inclusivity and sustainability, the residents will have to decide if their love for bacon is stronger than their commitment to a plant-based future.
