Bird Shit Rock Tote Bag
Bird Shit Rock Tote Bag
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Bird Shit Rock Tote Bag: Carry a Piece of OB Wherever You Go
So you've been to Ocean Beach, CA, and all you got was this lousy tote bag? Well, not just any tote bag - a Bird Shit Rock Tote Bag. That's right, now you can bring a piece of OB's most endearingly crappy landmark with you wherever you go.
Practical, Stylish, and Just a Tad Shitty
Our Bird Shit Rock Tote Bag combines the practicality you need with the OB style you love. Available in three sizes, it's perfect for beach days, shopping trips, or just as a daily reminder that you're a part of the coolest, weirdest community on the coast.
Built to Last, Just Like Its Namesake
Just like the rock that inspired it, this tote bag is made to endure. Crafted from reliable materials, it's built to last for seasons. Just remember: while the bag can handle a lot, we don't recommend actually filling it with bird shit.
All Over Print: Because Why Not?
With its all-over print design, this tote bag isn't just practical - it's a statement. So why not make your love for OB (and its bird-poop landmarks) known?
Join the Flock with the Bird Shit Rock Tote Bag
So grab your Bird Shit Rock Tote Bag and show the world that you're not just any beach bum – you're an OB beach bum. And yes, that means you're weird, quirky, and you don't give a crap about what anyone thinks. Just like a certain rock we know...
More Details
More Details
Whether you're a minimalist, a maximalist, or somewhere in between, our tote bags come in three sizes to perfectly match your carry-all needs.
↠Available in 3 sizes
↠ 100% Polyester
↠Black cotton handles
Sizing & Stuff
Sizing & Stuff
| Small | Medium | Large | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Height, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 12.00 | 15.00 | 17.00 |
| Width, in | 3.46 | 3.46 | 3.46 |
| Handle height, in | 14.00 | 14.00 | 14.00 |
| Handle width, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
📦 Shipping Info: Our products ship faster than a seagull swooping in on an unattended beach picnic. Typically, we're talking 2-5 business days via standard mail - just enough time for you to work on that tan before your package arrives.
While we're pretty sure our beach treasures will anchor firmly to your heart, we wave a flag to note that all sales are as final as a footprint in wet sand. Should our gear not quite float your boat, we're here to navigate the high seas with you. Remember, just like a message in a bottle, once it's set adrift, it's a treasure for the keeper!
