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Seagull Splatter Satchel - The Ultimate Birdy 'Bombs Away' Tote Bag

Seagull Splatter Satchel - The Ultimate Birdy 'Bombs Away' Tote Bag

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Embrace the quirks of the OB life with our 'Seagull Splatter Satchel'! Crafted for the beachcomber with a sense of humor, this tote bag pays homage to the beautiful, shit-covered rock that juts up out of water right here in Ocean Beach, CA. Durable, spacious, and conversation-starting, this tote is a cheeky nod to those pesky beach bombers. Whether you're hauling groceries, beach gear, or just your everyday essentials, do it with a wink and a smile.

Get your wings on this bag! Don't just wing it - wear it with pride and a side of giggles!

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Whether you're a minimalist, a maximalist, or somewhere in between, our tote bags come in three sizes to perfectly match your carry-all needs.

↠Available in 3 sizes
↠ 100% Polyester
↠Black cotton handles

Sizing & Stuff

Small Medium Large
Height, in 13.00 16.00 18.00
Length, in 12.00 15.00 17.00
Width, in 3.46 3.46 3.46
Handle height, in 14.00 14.00 14.00
Handle width, in 1.00 1.00 1.00

Shipping & Returns

📦 Shipping Info: Our products ship faster than a seagull swooping in on an unattended beach picnic. Typically, we're talking 2-5 business days via standard mail - just enough time for you to work on that tan before your package arrives.

While we're pretty sure our beach treasures will anchor firmly to your heart, we wave a flag to note that all sales are as final as a footprint in wet sand. Should our gear not quite float your boat, we're here to navigate the high seas with you. Remember, just like a message in a bottle, once it's set adrift, it's a treasure for the keeper!

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